I thought you were more than just a shield.
#hey so you know where steve would’ve learned french?#the army#the french steve knows is probably 95% swear words#with enough other words/phrases to carry on a conversation or; you know; threaten people
gabe and jacques teaching the other commandos, and possibly falsworth although the other two make fun of him a little for his English-public-school French that’s immaculately grammatically correct but conversationally stilted.
IM SWEATING BUCKETS
I AM FUCKING HOWLING WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED
"I feel like there’s a genuine hole in me. The little death, almost. I need stimulation. I used to need physical stimulation constantly, whether that be from listening to the sound of my own voice, or flirting with guys or girls. I’m not bisexual, but that moment when you realise someone likes you – it’s the best feeling in the world. If you could bottle it …"
He drifts off for a moment. And then he asks that question. “Do you like me?”
- Matty Healy
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
the year is 2059. a teenage boy swoops his hair, one side shaven. ‘yeah sorry,’ he says. ‘i only listen to real music.’ he pops in both headphones of his ancient device called an iphone. gangnam style is faintly heard playing through his headphones.
oh my god i haven’t??! i’m going to check it out right this second this sounds like it could be amazing
THIS IS GOLD
I wish I could skip all this and just be 25 w a serious job and in a serious relationship I hate all this figuring out things
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