drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
The only pokemon shaming I will probably reblog
My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.
they look like fat balls of rage
Just gonna leave this here
SOMEONE HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have
"pansexual means ur attracted to the person not their gender uwu"
damn. you caught me. the shady bisexual. exclusively attracted to gender. i dont give a shit about your personality. just show me your gender and i’ll fuck that.
Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.
a black widow prequel would literally be the most interesting movie like
a young girl distinguishing herself in the deadliest way possible?????
intertwining cold war history?????
watching an entire regime topple and natalia romanova walking away?????
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.