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thebig4rper:

Ariel really does have a dingle hopper now

http://sorceressdream.deviantart.com/

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peachouille:

Chris Evans’s (not so) tiny crush on Anna Faris’s husband, Chris Pratt (x)

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lazyscience:

womansubject:

I thought you were more than just a shield.
Let’s see.

gabe and jacques teaching the other commandos, and possibly falsworth although the other two make fun of him a little for his English-public-school French that’s immaculately grammatically correct but conversationally stilted.

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petitsirena:

WHITE FEMINISM

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Anonymous Asked: ok so i used a bulge pic from the soul punk era ya know the one with him in like gray dress pants and like a sports shirt idk but i found the proportions of his bulge to his total height and converted it to inches and then solved for the triangle of the curve of his dick to the left and yeah you don't care but PATRICK'S DICK IS 6.3 INCHES SOFT

drinkawaymyfeelings:

stumphies:

IM SWEATING BUCKETS

I AM FUCKING HOWLING WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED

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consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

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"I feel like there’s a genuine hole in me. The little death, almost. I need stimulation. I used to need physical stimulation constantly, whether that be from listening to the sound of my own voice, or flirting with guys or girls. I’m not bisexual, but that moment when you realise someone likes you – it’s the best feeling in the world. If you could bottle it …"

He drifts off for a moment. And then he asks that question. “Do you like me?”

- Matty Healy

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apitnobaka:

DO YOU WANNA DEFEAT HYDRAAAAA— 

obviously (this) post started all. orz.

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lonewebslinger:

"You lose someone?"

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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

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paxamgays:

the year is 2059. a teenage boy swoops his hair, one side shaven. ‘yeah sorry,’ he says. ‘i only listen to real music.’ he pops in both headphones of his ancient device called an iphone. gangnam style is faintly heard playing through his headphones.

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flamingno Asked: have you seen the "overheard in waitrose" facebook page yet

waitrose:

waitrose:

oh my god i haven’t??! i’m going to check it out right this second this sounds like it could be amazing

THIS IS GOLD

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hardfemmebuckybarnes:

danedeham:

talldecafcappuccino:

babygonzo:

I wish I could skip all this and just be 25 w a serious job and in a serious relationship I hate all this figuring out things

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ha ha ha ha ha hah ahahh hh

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Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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zlandael:

'conventions are for no-lives and losers'

more in video (x)

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